The Church of Eberle
"With 5 seconds left, destiny panics"
The Explanation of Ebsmas
May 15th, 1990 Lord Jordan Eberle was born.
From now on we Shalt celebrate Ebsmas, on May 15th of every year.
Ebsmas is a time of praising Lord Eberle.
You will exchange Hockey themed gifts, eat steak, and watch Entourage.
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